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Английский язык > EnglishLessons4U - Learn English with Ronnie! [engVid] > Slang in English - Bodily Noises - FART, BURP, YAWN, HICCUP, QUEEF

hello there everybody my name is Ronnie

today I'm going to teach you some

naughty bad funny yet useful words I'm

throwing out the disclaimer please if

you are offended by offensive language

or slang or rude words turn it off

don't listen if you're intrigued by it

by all means keep on playing and today

I'm going to teach you how to excuse

yourself but more importantl­y get out of

embarrassi­ng situations embarrassi­ng

situations happen everywhere

you cannot time embarrassi­ng situation

that's why they're so embarrassi­ng the

very first example is a word that we use

a lot it's a funny word every time I

hear the word fart

it makes me giggle what is a fart I

remember being a child and looking in

the dictionary never forget this and

said a small explosion between the legs

oh that sounds scary

okay so fart comes out of your bum and

it usually makes a noise like not a bad

example if they make a noise other

people hear you huh and it's

embarrassi­ng the other very bad thing

about a fart is sometimes they smell so

when it make some noise it's usually

like a noise and you can maybe something

and cover up the noise sometimes when

you fart it does not make a noise but it

makes a smell we have a beautiful slang

expression for this it's called s B D

silent but deadly or we also have s

B V which is silent but violent so these

mean your fart does not make a noise but

it makes it smell and people know

someone in the room forted so you can do

two things the first thing you can do is

say I'm going to fart and everyone's

cool with it

the second thing you can do is not say

anything until it happens and say go

excuse me and everything­'s fine if you

choose number three be very careful

number three is don't say anything

hope that no one notices and blame it on

someone else it was her she farted not

me dangerous situation dangerous

situation it's best just to say excuse

me and deal with it

the next one is a sound that comes from

your mouth if you drink something

quickly or if you're eating a meal and

after the meal you're digesting all the

beautiful food that you've eaten some

times you burp oh my excuse me geez so

burping is comes from your your throat I

guess comes from your mouth and it is

considered rude to do all the time I

don't know why it's a natural human

function like farting but it is rude

burping and farting is rude again to get

yourself out of the burp you just say

excuse me and everything­'s fine do a

social experiment burp and don't say

excuse me people will become visibly

angry at you and say what do you say

excuse me they're happy again crazy

crazy world we live in the next one is a

hiccup hiccups happen if you drink too

much I don't know why scientific­ally I

think it's a loss of air

we're have no idea but a hiccup is this

noise

we usually get them if we drink too much

alcohol

if you hiccup normal no one cares it's

not as bad or as violent or as terrible

as a fart or a burp all you say is

excuse me and then if you keep on doing

it you're in trouble one technique is to

take a glass of water not a beer and

drink it upside down be careful

it'll go on your shirt if you don't do

it correctly the other technique to get

rid of hiccups is to have someone scare

you

apparently it stops them homework get

the hiccups alright the next one we're

going to talk about is yawn this is

difficult to pronounce so try it

yawn you have to actually open your

mouth when you're going to yawn yawning

is a natural thing that happens when we

are bored or when we're tired or both

maybe you're sitting in class and I go

oh bored

this is yawning or when you're really

really tired you ah yawn um if you yawn

it's okay

no bad smells come out of your mouth

hopefully um all you do is you say

excuse me

so just to recap we have fart which can

be nasty we also have verb oh no it's

not verb teacher its burp excuse me I've

made a mistake

how embarrassi­ng excuse me so burp

hiccup and yawn all of these

embarrassi­ng moments in life can be

cured by two simple beautiful words

excuse me it's so polite it's so easy

it's the only two words you need to know

um usually if you

do something like this let's say you

burped and you say excuse me the other

people don't say anything did you smile

and go oh how polite of you okay the

next one that we have to look at is a

cough this spelling is very strange in

English so the way that I like to

remember it is like the drink coffee it

has nothing to do with the drink but

this spelling is like the first part of

the word coffee so cough we do a lot if

you have a cold

if you smoke a lot you will cough if you

cough it's no big deal people will get

angry if you cough like when you fart if

you'd like to you can say excuse me but

it's not necessary it's cool the next

one is sneeze sneezing happens when you

get something tickling your nose or if

you have a cold you sneeze sometimes

sneezing can be embarrassi­ng because all

of the snot let's learn that word now

it's not you can think of his nose water

comes sometimes flying out of your mouth

or your nose and it's very embarrassi­ng

especially if you get it on someone you

if you sneeze always cover your mouth

and nose please I don't want to have

your snot on me it's disgusting

also it spreads germs viruses and cold

so if you have to sneeze just cover your

mouth and your nose and if you want to

say excuse me the hard part is once

you've got your hand covered in snot

what to do with it discreetly I'll wipe

it on my pants it's fine sometimes I use

my sock no one sees or have a tissue

that's easier the next word

oh it's a doozy it's a very funny word

it's a modern slang the word is

we've oh what a wonderful word queef

women ladies only we can do this

we are spectacula­rly talented and

creeping queef is a noise a sound

uttered made by our lovely lady part our

vagina and a queef is the noise of air

coming out of your vagina it's like a

fart but it's not from your bum get it

okay so super embarrassi­ng oh my god

what if you queef what do you do run

away die I don't know say excuse me

there's nothing else to do in that

situation is there uh-huh doesn't work

if you coffee either

just hide and shame the next one quite

genius and funny

this again is slang you will not find

this in a dictionary nor will you find

queef in a dictionary I'm short is a

mixture of the word fart and shit which

means poo it's a verb so we've taken the

word shit and fart and we've erased dish

and the F to make the word short-shor­ts

is when you think you're going to fart

and you're like okay I'm going to fart

you can tell the people you're prepared

for it so you let one out oh oh but it

wasn't just air it was not just gas

there was a little brown nugget

connected with that fart which made it a

shart so now you're sitting in the

classroom or work and you need to go to

the toilet and change your underwear

hopefully you have another pair where

you can escape so sharting I would not

recommend telling the people you've just

shat your pants it's better to go with

the illusion of the fart

and to say excuse me immediatel­y go to

the toilet people will just think that

you have to poop it's fine I hope that

you neither short nor queef quite

embarassin­g these ones are pretty much

human functions that we do every day and

it's quite normal

my mother told me that the average

person farts eight times a day count for

yourself so many times you fart I hope

you've learned Lots I hope you were

entertaine­d and had a great time

see you later

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